"I'm coming to you baby to baby, at recess I seen Jamal sharing his cookies n milk with Ashley"
they got a hot pick now for ya beard
Saw someone with London ✈️Nottingham in their bio. Please which plane are you using to fly to Nottingham from London.
I couldn't trust a person that leaves plates under their bed. Tells me a lot about them Loool
that's adorable but how is your Christmas tree doing a headstand?? twitter.com/carlos_m_v/sta…
"Bloody Uber...it's destroying our business. Created by ISIS I heard. I'm struggling to get by....anyway that'll be… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
"I thee nuff show b4 but I never theen a show like thith" yu dun know ith the hennagy gad aka Helephant man & thith… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Cross, hangry, miserable, Dis is are warlord aka. Bounty Killer & you are need to watch Disney channel
"Stephanie just wanted to know why her fat free casserole was in the trash.."
No thanks RT @Okay_Wasabi
: Black Friday Was A Mess.
My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause "ain't nobody help"
sports direct is really trying take over the game
aight one more time for my grandmother in the 70's cause sonnnnnnn
"What are we"
Well you're mine and i'm single
There's places in the caribbean that aren't Jamaica?!!?
Isn't a fiancée wife to be 😂twitter.com/chrissmalling/…
Your MCM thinks pds is short for pounds twitter.com/varsityforlife…
sent my job a behind the scenes video as my letter of resignation.
Do you go shopping for shoes with bare feet? twitter.com/lupusfiasco/st…
I'd give her$0 and a job application twitter.com/vonn_Soulo/sta…
Who grandma outchea swinging that big ass sword like she Gatts
Time to keep the filth away
I don't live my life looking for people who agree with me I agree with me.
Message from mum: When you finish, stay there.
British Pakistani businessman Imran Khan, 37, left with horrific burns after acid attack in Dagenham, east london,… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
gotta make friends somehow
I could never go back to a Caribbean take away after the one in Woolwich told me to go library because I took too long to read the menu
Y'all really out here losing careers and opportunities because you're racist, and it's hilarious. twitter.com/DailyMail/stat…
Her: "Honestly he will never find another chick like me, his loss"
Him: "I got Tamika, Keisha, Taylor, Kayla, Jess… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Someone who wrote the question wrong. twitter.com/ms_ude/status/…
Sleep in bathrooms with your son RT @BeigeHarleyRace
: What does it look like I do for a living? pic.twitter.com/EFW3s8lTHs
spit straight game to my mans from the coffee shop
Her: Let's grab some food.
Him: I already ate.
He brings everything to life,including himself
when u lied abt being broke to ur broke friends n now u hv to starve wit them to stay in character ..
It's not that serious..... RT "@meekaela_
: my new baby ☺️
You look like you hijacked Christmas twitter.com/mxrtxe/status/…
Your Mcm clicks on "I don't have TV Licence" on BBC i player
who actually has alot of friends? I have a couple of friends and just know alot of people 🚶🏾
If only bananas had robust, natural, bio-degradable packaging of their own. Some sort of peelable skin, perhaps.
Big man like you did work experience as a Kardashian for 72 days, don't ask for anymore Ls twitter.com/krishumphries/…
Y'all hoes leaving America but can't even leave your bf after he's cheated on you 32 times
Your MCM sent Soulja Boy $100 for a followbacc