friend: do u have any plans for christmas?
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
If you're having a bad day just remember @TheNotoriousMMA
cropped me out of our photo
"Choke her she'll like it"
"Choke her to death fuck it"
i need a eyeshadow palette with just a bunch of orange & red colors
Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this.
Me: I should calmly explain to him what's bothering me.
Me to me: Tell him goodnight at 5pm.
he ripped her wig CLEAN OFF
Mike Pence: Hillary can't be president if she wants to shield her emails.
Also Mike Pence: Can I shield my emails?
need goth bitch that can sext me through ouija board
Paul Ryan said he had “no concerns” about Stephen Bannon potentially becoming Chief of Staff. Bannon ran a website… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
People will do anything to avoid saying empanada
What the fuck did I just read
HOLY SHIT THERES A TRUMP PROTEST ON CLUB PENGUIN RIGHT NOW
iconic. honestly, truly.
Halloween is over which means.... vine.co/v/iu5dpId9KhE
- Released November 13, 2012. Which songs on this album are you listening to today?
watched the fight and the irish guy with the beard was hot af. i can dig it
this looks like the character select screen for Racist Mortal Kombat
Melania Trump is honestly iconic she married a man for money and now she's the First Lady. The most successful suga… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
buy me thrasher so i know it's real sick
Hate these 'you're not a politician' dickheads. You're not a footballer but I still have to read your shit tweets about it every day
If you thought I was an angry feminist bitch before I hope you're ready for me the next four years.
Michelle Obama & Melania Trump meeting:
Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle.
Melania: Hi, I'm Michelle.
Yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
She stated nothing but FACTS.
Well, here's the story of the day.
"Just accept the president peacefully"
when you specifically said "no political parties"
sorry for holding the president to higher standards than fucking lil wayne twitter.com/paytonnmarshal…
BREAKING NEWS: New York Anti-Trump Protests grow to 100,000. Likely to last through the night. #TrumpProtest
Tonight at 11/10c: If Wednesday morning you finally woke up from a coma, you might want to go back.
If you want to understand why rape culture is alive in the USA, it's because Trump can admit to sexual assault & still get millions of votes
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS VIDEO. SPEAK ON IT MAC.
Imagine being so privileged that someone's racism is seen as a minor character flaw rather than an absolute deal breaker to run a country.
If Trump can seriously win the PRESIDENCY OF THIS NATION, I don't want to see a job description with "experience required" ever again
Van Jones, looking choked up, somehow manages to sum up the fear and pain that many are feeling tonight.
This is an embarrassing night for America. We've let a hatemonger lead our great nation. We've let a bully set our course. I'm devastated.
Hillary is proof a woman can work hard, rise to the top of her field & still have to compete against a less qualified man for the same job.
I just want to remind everyone that we are looking at a very close race with a presidential candidate who was endorsed by the KKK.
Remember when Mitt Romney asked why we couldn't open windows on a plane and we thought that was the dumbest thing we'd hear from a candidate
RT If You Knew Americans Were Stupid But You Didn't Think It Was This Bad
me the majority of the election: idk i don't rlly like hillary that much but i guess she has my vote
RT if you're on #TeamObama