saosin's new album is so lit
In 2016, I ask u "who are the real victims of oppression??" RT for awareness
when you have an alright day
MAKEUP HAS NO GENDER ITS 2016 GET OVER IT
in the yogurt section in stop & shop and a girl comes next to me and goes "John stamos likes this yogurt. I guess i'll get one"
what i mean vs. what i say
police officer: please step out of the vehicle
me: are u mad at me
If people really cared about safety in public restrooms they would ban convicted sex offenders from using them.
why is dressing up as a cat a kink
How to harvest corn.
Leland are you kidding me
i found my car
*takes off makeup off right when I get home*
"Hey! Wyd tonight?"
when you break out after wearing a lot of makeup
Got a new sticker for my car
i finally saw civil war today and 👌🏻👍🏻👏🏻 bucky 😘
ok it gets warm out for one day and every bug decides to come out and go into my house
when u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
"trump is trash" -my 90 year old aunt
i am 5 minutes away from bernie sanders but my dad refuses to let me see him
Ugh I'm either super obnoxious or a complete wallflower. There's no in between.
ready to rock this apush exam tomorrow!!!
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
photographer: say cheese
vegan: fuck you
drops out of the presidential race
Goodbye my lover
Goodbye my Ted
You have been the one
You have been the one responsible for a series of unsolved murders in the late 1960's
Ted Cruz just two-pieced his wife vine.co/v/ixH2e1bqz5D
how could cruz do this to me
when you have to go to the met gala at 8 and put a curse on Aurora at 9
ALL OF THESE DRESSES AT MET GALA ARE MAKING ME CRY THEYRE SO GORGEOUS
my nipples get hard thinking about Jeffree Star's highlighters and palette
ya girl got spotify premium again!! :')
Me wondering how I'm gonna get through this week
its year 2080 and a white girl is sighing deeply wearing yeezus and listening to niggas in paris saying 'she was born in wrong generation'
Don't drive next to me
or my son ever again
theres been a lot of bad opinions today on twitter. theres no way another website could top tha—
I just bought like 10 things from colourpop bc i hate myself and it was on sale
rob zombies new album kinda really sucks lmao
it's bruno mars saw pete wentz day.
I love talking about makeup, complimenting a girl's makeup, watching tutorials on makeup, putting on makeup............ ya I love makeup
yo the night manager is 👌🏻👍🏻🤔💸
feature band is @MIWband
, catch them all summer long on the @MonsterEnergy