The Upside Down Parent Trap.
Brad and Angelina. How am I supposed to go to work today ?
I love old fashioned dates...nothing like reverting back into a single-celled organism and floating in a Petri dish together.
here's a swatch of KVD's ink liner in Trooper 😘z
Me: *Has 400 things to do*
you heard of "Panic! At Disco" now get ready for
i love boys who just look like they dead
my culture is not a costume thx
so disappointed with the new season of ahs
I love rock stations because they've played the same songs for 14 years
Just gone leave this here. If u smart ull watch. I ain't standing for shit
Donald Trump said pregnancy is very inconvenient for businesses, like his mother's pregnancy hasn't been inconvenient for the whole world.
When you wanna use emojis to tweet about how sad you are but you got iOS 10
Chris Motionless // 📸:@WheresBryce
all i wanna do is
*cash register noise*
me irl: privacy is very important to me & i tend to keep things to my self
me on twitter: i just ate spaghetti out of an asshole
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE SPOTIFY OGMSJAHAHS
I go to spirit halloween to buy everyday clothes
even buzzfeed wants me to kill myself
cowboy 1: this town aint big enough for the two of us
cowboy 2: whatever. i want to die anyway
cowboy 1: whoa r u ok dude
My culture is NOT a costume!!!!!
places i'd rather be 😍💯🔥�2pqb5E
Stanley Yelnats got more time for accidentally stealing a pair of shoes than Brock Turner did for rape
Me all October:
This DM triggers me it looks like he's tryna fight me for bein sad
white gay: uses concealer once
white gays bio: MUA || MUE || Beat face twitter || use discount code"WHITEGAY" for money off!
Hands down the best joker😤💯😍👌jVPAue1
tom and taylor broke up and that's the only thing that matters today
me: I hate my life
-I love you
me: I hate my life
honestly just going to end up having "I love garlic bread" as my senior quote bc I can't think of anything better
white boy: *commits rape*
y'all: "ex-swimmer brock tur-"
black man: *pulls baby out of burning building*
y'all: "former gang member saves-"
just caught a pikachu at the ramtown pharmacy
On today's episode of white privilege....
RT if you really hate Taylor Swift that much after all twitter.com/huffingtonpost…
my favorite color is money
HER: Let's play Would You Rather.
HER: Would you rather die, or-
HER: But I didn't fi-
Wishing a Happy Birthday today to @rickyxhorror
! Hope it rules! 🤘�qE
You Vs. The Guy she tells you not to worry about
rob zombie and korn are so good live. I can die now
*tik tok by ke$ha comes on shuffle*
friend 1: y'all ready
friend 2: you know it!
me, friend 1 and 2:
"Your honor, we have decided that I am the victim in this case even though it doesn't involve me in any way"
8) any girl that wears the makeup that makes them look like a sexy glazed donut. she gonna ruin your life and look delicious