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rt if ur doing hoodrat things with ur friends tonight
a girl just came up to me at this party and told me my makeup was on point im crying
Had a fantastic two days in Vegas. Thank you to all the fans for coming out and braving the disgusting heat!
*someone starts having a heart attack*
person: is anyone here a doctor
vegan: im a vegan
Just found out there's a name for those supporting Trump in the 2016 election!
Donald Trump and his squad look like The Purge 3 pic.twitter.com/9cpyc3oWPm
AND EVERYONE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! ALL YALL DO IS FUCKING SMOKE AND DRINK TOGETHER, OTHER THAN THAT YALL DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT EACH OTHER
when you go buy new glasses & you can't see what you look like with them on so you have to take a picture
tfw you're an aunt....
I CAN'T WAIT FOR FALL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR FALL.I CAN'T WAIT FOR FALL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR FALL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR FALL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR FALL.
she's rolled up in a ball sleeping
real life shaggy from scooby doo
arin thinks you look kawaii today
20 minutes into 'black metal and chill' and he gives you this look
I wanna be petting a dog right now
Straight people: "gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage"
• out of the gloom i rise up from my tomb into impending doom •
whenever i wear black lipstick i feel like chris motionless
iM SO BAD AT TALKiNG TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE i CANT EVEN THiNK STRAiGHT iM ALWAYS THiNKiNG ABOUT SOME WHOLE OTHER SHiT JUST TEXT ME WTF
found these in the store today
i love how music can take u to another place. for example meghan trainor is playing in this cafe so now im going to a different cafe
remember when john cena was freds dad in the fred movie
Tricking the hand sanitizer machine... vine.co/v/e15LimutjXh
what a shame the poor grooms bride is JOHN CENA
"pitbulls aren't smart"
"pitbulls aren't good with kids"
"pitbulls aren't meant for families"
cause of death: the sound of my own voice
arguing with someone who is close minded is like arguing with a brick
The thirteenth ghost @joshkorel
the pina colada rockstar energy drinks are really good even tho i hate actual pina coladas
slipknot is killer live 💀🔪✖️
Gonna burn the midnight oil in the studio tonight. Got a lot on my mind and in my heart.
Much to think about.
I want to go to zoos & museums & play Laser Tag but everyone else wants to get high & drunk & catch STDs so whatever
you're the boss applesauce
my waiter looks like dax shepard
He looks good in everything 😍4
I see you Riff! Houston strong. twitter.com/jodyhighroller…
when u raise a kid right
2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and i love it
when ur the short emo one in the family
brother's baby shower w/ bae 👶💕