happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
Me flirting: do you have a dog?
IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF HALLOWEEN
YOU GOT TO PUSH IT, PUSH IT, TO THE LIMIT, LIMIT. BECAUSE WE'RE IN IT TO WIN IT, IN IT TO WIN IT.
after a long day of being nice
Hey can I see your phone ?
When MIA said "live fast, die young" was she referring to the fact that she's still gonna look 18 on her death bed?
friday night listening to the weeknd alone in my room
i took a goth quiz and guess who i got ;-)
*uses coconut oil for literally everything*
going to be so dead in school tomorrow
food truck and rock carnival 💀🐭
so pumped for food truck and rock carnival tomorrow
*listens to Stressed Out in a desperate attempt to be less stressed out*
The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe
ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp ᵈºⁿᵃˡᵈ ᵗrᵘᵐp
james franco is so bad at taking selfies
i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy john
Dogs. Too cool to ever look at the camera. @MotleyZooRescue
idk how some girls have perfect bruise-free legs bc I swear if someone shakes my hand I get 4 new bruises on my legs
the visit was so weird lmfao
I've made something ridiculous up every single time and he still won't catch on
apparently im seeing luke bryan tonight??
will kill someone to go to the halloween date of the apollo x tour
people are excited about the new iPhone but still have yet to discover this little gadget
when u finally get ur lipstick and they write u a letter
[sifting through mail]
baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want
This just in @MIWband
share the Starland stage November 1st! On sale this Friday!
to catch a bus u have to think like a bus
*slam dunks a pumpkin*
"Fall is life"
When someone doesn't txt me back I automatically think they're dead.