Your MCM wears kitten heels.
"Beef It Up" will definitely be played at cookouts as I tell my kids they don't know anything about this.
If you know you're an emotional person or someone who actually acknowledges their emotions, don't be around people who always don't gaf
My mom: why haven't u hung out w 🐍,🐍,🐍, and🐍 this summer?
You know how you really be needing to get out the house and your plans fall through? That's me all the time.
This is why I stay at home.
Where you from ?
Me ..... #freekodak
"nigga u was talking crazy on speaker and im wit my girl but u said yall got the hoes over there tho???"
"WHOA. NOW HOLD UP. LISTEN PATNAH. I AINT NO CHEAP THRILL..."
"I got shotgun"
Mom: "All you do is lay around this house all day..." Me:
"Fix your attitude or leave"
being petty again.
77. I Like It - DeBarge
If you didn't attempt to hit every note with him, don't listen to it anymore lol
"I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money."
"YOU WANNA SEE SOME ASS?! I WANNA SEE SOME CASH!" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
"I love robbery and fraud." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
You could be friends with someone your whole life & once that person gets into a relationship they don't know you anymore.
When I'm in a mood, I turn up to some Kodak Black.
The 3rd Annual #BCPE
is August 27th‼️ Tickets Available Now: BiggestCollegePartyEver.com
What I'ma do now? It's all fucked up now!
No one's life is more valuable than the next, no ones soul is exempt. We'll all be judged someday so Ima do good things before I see God
Not a lie was told on today. twitter.com/GeauxGabby/sta…
"I saw you with ya new lil team. Y'all cute or whatever."
Patti labelle used to be lit 😍�Ie
"I don't cater to feelings." - @freshalina
The same people that buried Ali and said he transcended race are now going to spend the next news cycle bashing Islam.
You see my pops footwear. You know what's about to transpire 💯m
I... I can't stop eating cereal.
I don't want to go to work today! 😩 But that check is going to look so good.
Gucci got abs before me. IT IS TIME TO CHANGE MY LIFE.
Don't argue with me in public, bae. I'll fall out and act like you hit me in a heartbeat.
You do not want it with Black Twitter CSI division.
I yelled. RT @pants_so_short
: Meanwhile in the wish-a-nigga woods...
My dentist office is clearly the plug.
Boy, this medicine got me feeling like.....
Real friendship is being able to call my best friend up after months of no visits and we talk like I never left.
"Let's ride on these niggas."
Rugrats got lost in the woods, Susie was at home. They got lost in Paris, Susie was at HOME.
i love the Internet.
Oh y'all Gucci fans now? Name 3 of his charges
imagine you finally get to heaven's gates and its a sign that say
"Girls free till 12 , Guys $5"
Just had my wisdom teeth removed. 1/5 stars. Would not recommend.
Don't start no shit, it won't be no shit.