"I don't cater to feelings." - @freshalina
The same people that buried Ali and said he transcended race are now going to spend the next news cycle bashing Islam.
You see my pops footwear. You know what's about to transpire 💯m
I... I can't stop eating cereal.
I don't want to go to work today! 😩 But that check is going to look so good.
Gucci got abs before me. IT IS TIME TO CHANGE MY LIFE.
Don't argue with me in public, bae. I'll fall out and act like you hit me in a heartbeat.
You do not want it with Black Twitter CSI division.
I yelled. RT @pants_so_short
: Meanwhile in the wish-a-nigga woods...
My dentist office is clearly the plug.
Boy, this medicine got me feeling like.....
Real friendship is being able to call my best friend up after months of no visits and we talk like I never left.
"Let's ride on these niggas."
Rugrats got lost in the woods, Susie was at home. They got lost in Paris, Susie was at HOME.
i love the Internet.
Oh y'all Gucci fans now? Name 3 of his charges
imagine you finally get to heaven's gates and its a sign that say
"Girls free till 12 , Guys $5"
Just had my wisdom teeth removed. 1/5 stars. Would not recommend.
Don't start no shit, it won't be no shit.
i HATE that i'm such a forgiving person you can do me SO dirty & i'll still convince myself that those weren't your intentions & forgive u
Kingdom Hearts 3 is the Lauryn Hill of games.
"If I this scoundrel Future wants fisticuffs he better bring an appetite for a knuckle sandwich. Why I oughta."
I ain't getting married if Wipe Me Down ain't played at the wedding
me @ 9 pm: IM GOING TO SLEEP AT 11 AT THE LATEST
me @ 2 am
If i don't msg first we don't talk at all. I hate that.
Black people crack me up. We say "whole" like it even has potential to be a half
Ex: "he got a whole girlfriend at home" 😂
I just wept through The Passion of the Christ w/ yo bitch in some....
10PM: idk how y'all drink henny this shit nasty
When this ain't that type of party, and you just came to dance..
slides in my Mentions with her foolery.
"I, too, think you did it, my nigga..."
Skinny dudes the worst to cuddle with. Might as well fall asleep on a pile of remotes.
my coworker just spoke truth, "I never imagined Prince would die. Dying is so beneath him." LOLLLL but yes. #princeforever
2016 is canceled. This year has been disrespectful AF.
Okay. Let's all lose our shit now. Collectively. twitter.com/AP/status/7231…
I want to fight everybody.
When snapchat says "added by phone #" but you don't know them
April 15th-16th 🔥🔥🔥
WE HAVE WAY MORE PEOPLElvAKzZ7uf
I can drop 40$ on food but when it comes to clothes I'm like is it worth it ?Can I work it ? Can I put my thing down flip it & reverse it ?
"ALTHOUGH WE'VE COME....TO THE END....OF THE ROAD.
STILL I CANT....LET YOU GOOOO."
Ashy ass steak was on that plate with not one sprig of parsley, no asparagus, no potatoes au gratin just "here, nigga".
YOUR MCM IS GOING TO SXSW TO POST PICS WITH RAPPERS ON THE GRAM WITH THE CAPTON
"talked to the big homie he was really feeling the movement"
"If my MetroCard don't trust you, I'm gon shoot you." - @KidFury