"Eventually she'll answer by DM... Maybe even send a nude"
I don’t miss public transportation at all.
Actually I can't even date a bitch that wore weave regularly cuz that shit make me itch
Couldn't date a black women who put blonde hair in her head either cuz she wants to be a white woman and ion like those types
How dare they try to learn. RT @CollegeBoyNick
: People who are always asking questions in class annoy me. Idc
When you both choose the same character in a fighting game
Fuck your name, nigga. Lol
Bout to make a movie/Go Pro in that pussy. #tweetlikeayogottisong
Perfect day? Laying on some boobs and flipping channels while sipping a cold drink and talking about food even though we're eating
If you sneeze or cough in a car with me....i automatically roll down the window. Lol
Police are currently investigating multiple cheese capers in Wisconsin—$160,000 worth of cheese was stolen over the course of one week.
I dreamt about you last night. It’s true what they say….you never go back!
Seven foot one of magnificentness
2/5. In-store and Online.
Sand paper on the tag. Make it your own.
If we’re going to make breastfeeding in public acceptable then I suggest we also lessen the severity of public urination violations.
What’s the difference between a DC nigga and a nigga from Philly besides geographic location? Serious question.
"There has never been a person who isn't capable of doing more than they think can." #HenryFord
Bro Curren$y be pissing me off when he makes cold ass songs that be like 2:47 mins long
You niggas flex too hard with no reason. You niggas flex too hard with no muscle.
I’m not trying to “shit on” anybody; I’d like to see you succeed as much as I’d like to see myself succeed. If you get it before me, so?
Punched that nigga in his fucking face while I was still wearing my cap and gown.
Difficult question, I told my dad my dream was to go to college and graduate. He said I'd never accomplish it cause nobody in my family had.
I’m not worried about no lil tax return money, anyway.
My fault RT @Moeses_
damn man smh
Give it all to the government because no healthcare. RT @Moeses_
: What y’all gone do with your tax money ????
When there are less humans around I tend to smile more frequently.
I don’t understand physics. RT @SUTTONBOI_
: I don’t understand why females go back to the nigga who fucked them over & did them wrong.
My lungs are hungry for weed.
Stress levels through the roof make me thirsty for beer.
Too bad pussy doesn’t last forever like gobstoppers.
Some wounds take longer to heal than others.
Lately I’ve been drinking more, thinking less…
So… There’s a Bape Jacket going for $1,099 and I want it.
When someone lies to you, it's because they don't respect you enough to be honest, and they think you're too stupid to know the difference.
If you dig deep, a lot of these "pro-black" folks are really just using the word "black" when what they really mean is "Democrat."
For $100, you can eat a doughnut covered in gold flake and icing made from Cristal Champagne read.bi/1Rp9b8h
Forrest Gump is my spirit animal.
Not all single mothers are bitter like you see in movies. Some actually believe in love, and are just as hopeful as ever.
Most of you chicks get pressured to fuck a nigga, when all the power is in the no, but blame him. Reasons why you won't get respect.
Stop blaming dudes for commitment issues, when all they have to commit to, is sex.
The fuck is this? RT @Tswana_Guy3
: Smh hoes are outchea giving head to remotes. 2016 is gonna be a long year😪�Dc
Don't blame men for playing games, if you choose to play along.
This Lets Me Know Black Women #onhere
Really Be Full Of Shit And Carrying Out The White Man's Plan To Again...Pin Us As The Bad Guy
When your grind doesn't stop no matter what year it is. 😊😂✊💵💰👏
Who said son transforming into Tracy Morgan 😭😭pic.twitter.com/SbgvTXGVlI
😂😂😂RT @HOEzayBACK: Nah nigga you was bored ltwitter.com/Bdell1014/stat…