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I can’t believe that niggas been talking about fish and spaghetti for three hours…
I can look you dead in your face while you're talking, and not hear a damn thing you said.
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Where my nigga at? His gf needs to hurry up and mind her business so he can give me that hood dick sometime today
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How you misplace over 3000 ounces? RT @ShawnWayne88: Your plug would’ve definitely killed you…
If you touch a stove and get burned, remember, it's always the stoves fault for being hot.
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😭😭😭😭@BrothaSkoobkoob: N' Chips . @__BIGTIM__IM__: Wait if folks dont eat fish with spaghetti what side yall eat wit fish?
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For real. RT @yagurlbubblez87: I dont trust ppl who call sushi trash.
You wasn’t ready. RT @cucu4hallepuffs: When your test gets extended until wednesday 🙌🙌🙌
This plate looks wack RT @JustinWNS: I didn’t know people ate fish and spaghetti together til I made twitter.
Yall are not about truly protecting women, feminist more focused on competing with men.
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Because the men they tend to interact with, arent RT @IzayaTheGod: Why women think men can't be educated about female anatomy?
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Lots of things… RT @__BIGTIM__: Wait if folks dont eat fish with spaghetti what side yall eat wit fish?
Where they doin this? RT @meowmonet: Yall not finna tell me that yall don’t eat fish and spaghetti together.
Yeah, pussy is great and all but, nigga, have you had scrambled eggs with cheese and onions in that bish? Shit…
Hmmmm lets see, be naked or scantily clad, be alone. Simple.…
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If I tell you to die, I mean it. I'm never partial or in a grey area.
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Talipia is dirty so I heard but I eat it anyway. I love it.
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Tilapia RT @JustinWNS: Which one you like more? Tilapia or Salmon
When I hear talk about accepting flaws, I assume that means she’s a B minus on the personality grading scale and I should be okay with that
Are these flaws cosmetic? If so, you might just be worried about the wrong things.
Why would you want to find someone who accepts your flaws when you could just work on them?
I hate when a woman uses the word “flaw.” Especially if she’s talking about one’s acceptance of said flaws.
Makeup shoulda never been invented cuz u bitches annoying
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Your girl goes to sleep on Halloween and this pumpkin knocks on your door. What you doing?
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Yall so annoying screenshotting tweets that you could just RT
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I need a new phone.
This is how The Blueprint 3's cover was made.
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What hoe have u ever known to respect anything other than what she wants?…
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“Sorry, I can’t let you in because Bae, who is also your friend, told me not to.” Idk…RT @_baebri_: No.…
Let’s not. RT @ShawnWayne88: Let’s talk about Twitter situationships
Yes. You should probably have some trust in your man and your best friend. If not then it's not worth having them.…
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I like when people don't know if I'm trolling or being serious cuz these tweets don't define who i really am
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My girl ain’t gonna unlock these achievements. RT @mynamestaya: stop obsessing over video games & obsess over yo girl
Did you know that Andy Milonakis is 40 years old?
LMFAOOO RT @ShawnWayne88: I always wanted to hop into a cab and say,"FOLLOW THAT CAR" Like they do in the movies
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I want that more than you could imagine.
All I ever wanted was to have at least one person give me the impression that they genuinely gave a fuck with no ulterior motives.
Don't take all of your relationship problems to social media, work things out with your partner NOT your followers.
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“What you know about not being able to re-up, going through depression?” - @2chainz
Moments like these that I wish I had…
Forty ounces of liquor and a blunt will have you thinking differently.

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