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BΛMN!
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Hit her with that lazy dick, roll over, go back to sleep.
Fuckin’ with this nigga Jojo… Your Cheetos will come up missing.
Sex on the first date does not make you a hoee. Just like waiting a few months does not make you a wife.
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How can something so lovely be such a mess?
This chapter is almost over.
You’ll never understand.
"I'd wife" = I really don't mean marry but she has girlfriend qualities and I don't know anyone who's had sex with her yet.
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I don’t plan on being here very long.
Ain't no I in team ...ain't no we on the stand...
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Stop going out your way to misspell shit on purpose to seem cool that shit ain't cool.. We got enough dummies in the world already
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"@1youngblackmale: Woke up feeling like Drake." whoa whoa whoa..... You gotta chill with all that bro.
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Remember?! Muh-fucka!!!
Woke up feeling like Drake.
I hope these distractions don’t get in the way of my dreams. #nowheretogobutUP
Sometimes I stare at Twitter like a scientist would stare at a new strain of bacteria.
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People have no clue what @1youngblackmale and I are up to. Funny thing is, we don't even know, but we know it's 007.
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“That’s how good I’m feelin’ right now. You heard me?! You heard me! You fuckin’ heard me.” - Dope fiend on pay phone at trolley station.
All this ice and I still don't wanna chill with you.... pic.twitter.com/QjGdKGx5aE
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In other words, how the fuck did I end up here?
The current amount of stress in my life is disproportionately greater than the actions taken to acquire said stress.
Dreams of owning a Rolex.
Heroin, Cocaine, and LSD are 3 of the 10 most expensive materials in the entire world.
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"Schadenfreude" is a word for that feeling of joy and slight satisfaction you sometimes get from the misfortune of others.
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If you love someone why would you set them free? People are fucking stupid.
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Hope my wife(?) got some booty.
I hate when dope fiends try to make themselves seem normal by talking to me. All you’re doing is reassuring me that you’re bat-shit crazy.
Currently sitting in the parking lot of Albertson’s in Lemon grove listening to the sounds of people eating around me.
Yeah, McDonald’s is disgusting, but I’m pretty hungry and have limited options.
That means that a young nigga who doesn’t carry cash often, like myself, couldn’t purchase a meal at this time.
McDonald’s in Lemon Grove was only able to accept cash.
Y’all suck RT @Ninja_Like_Nam: Good…. God. O_O RT @Gamercore Woah… Phil Collins' daughter. O_o pic.twitter.com/t7p6qRdWdw
Just noticed that the words ‘felt’ and ‘left’ contain the same letters.
Instagram felt left out of the online-nudes loop until now.
… RT @RealTalk: Girls always find things out, they might not say anything right away, but they know.
The world's largest cave was discovered only 4 years ago, and can fit a 40-story skyscraper inside.
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