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Cool night. It’s never really “cold” in San Diego.
Hot day, cold night.
"Can you do a split on the dick" Shakespeare
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Maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom.
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@zCLYDE: 10. Twitpic your reaction when that direct deposit hits.” Not a question.
@zCLYDE: 9. Are you afraid of rats?” Of being bitten by one.
@zCLYDE: 8. Who was the last person you apologised to? What did you do?” I never do anything wrong.
@zCLYDE: 7. What’s the highest number of consecutive hours you’ve worked?” 12.
@zCLYDE: 6. Which celebrity can you do a good impression of?” All my impressions are terrible.
@zCLYDE: 5. Have you ever been maced?” Lol. No.
@zCLYDE: 4. How many pounds were you at birth?” Good question.
@zCLYDE: 3. Bunifa, Mary Katherine Gallagher or Bon Qui Qui?” Huh?
@zCLYDE: 2. What’s your go-to skincare product?” Soap.
@zCLYDE: 1. Did it snow in your city today?” It never does.
Take care of what needs to be taken care of.
You have to accept the fact your fav rapper not always going to be hot
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Faced with contempt…
And if it’s me, what am I doing wrong? What aren’t I doing wrong? Should I change?
So much contempt, in fact, that I’m often confused as to whether or not it’s them or me.
I’m so used to being faced with contempt rather than being greeted with love.
About forty percent of females report having wet dreams.
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Yeah you're pretty . . .Yeah you're cute . . . But you post hella pics like you exclusive 💀 or ya personality cocky af.You become ugly.
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Don't apologize if you're still going to do the same things you were sorry for.
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You ever just don't feel like thinking?
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I would wear that shirt. One time. New Years night. Just so I can yell, “Hol’ up! We Dem Boyz!” at midnight.
New Years. RT @trxpdrugs: Fav if you’d wear this Get one at Promocode(Skxzzy) for a discount
I’m irritated.
What’s that? RT @GhettoBasquiat: Remember when you use to get hype af for the “Sock Hop”
This made me feel better about my life/decisions. RT @zCLYDE: I mean..
You finnessing and sexing everyone around town
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Karma "@summer_kayy: I feel like the guy that I be feeling treat me like I treat the niggas that I don't care for"
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Niggas really be hatin to see other dudes get some pussy they can't get
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Just cuz she say no don't mean she don't want to fuck
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They always will. RT @amelladee: Dear sour patch kids… you win again.
The best trait a woman can possess Is self respect
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📝 @Pubesonfleekk: If you sucked a dick and made him cum that's a body.. Especially if you swallowed... Don't debate me”
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Sucking dick counts as a body
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I have this condition where people make me sick.
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I hope I don’t open tomorrow.
I can get out of bed, no problem. Getting out of bed for work, tho? Ehh…
Getting out of bed to get ready for work might just be one of the most difficult tasks…
I just found out that I’ve been buying my clothes slightly too big for quite some time now.
Luckily I handle stress well.