I've got a lot to say, not enough ears to listen.
On that note, I need a beer.
They're named after the Spanish word for "friends" and you went outta your way to be a dickhead. twitter.com/MrPryority/sta…
People who understand dry humor are hands down my favorite people on earth...
Thot pussy is the best. That pussy can take a beating. Extremely resilient.
Can y'all please look at Melania face when Trump turns around 😭😭0Aq
swipe up to see a cat fly
Low arrest numbers aren't proof that the women's marches were virtuous. They're proof of a different mode of policing.
Things have been taken away from you before you could imagine ownership, never mind comprehend the cost of maintenance..
Don't be afraid of the 'hood.
You know you're bored if you hit up your ex to see if she's down to smoke a bowl. She said "who dis" tho and I don't like explaining myself…
Unless you're actually jogging, joggers are weak af.
It's alcohol. Drink it, it's good for you.
this whole attitude of getting what you want without earning it first baffles me so much.
I wonder who will be the first to switch up on me in 2017… 👀
The mating rituals of humans are fascinating.
I met alot of Different women but still ain't met a Different woman & This ain't meant to step on toes but that's just what's going on.
I legitimately don't believe in microwaves except to boil water. If I had a teapot I'd never use the microwave.
S/O to everybody who used to watch Nelly's "Tip Drill" on BET Uncut while their parents were asleep, with Cartoon Network on "LAST".
You are not damaged you are human. Life is hard & we are all in a constant cycle of pain and healing. You are greater than your experiences.
Every now and then I might come up with a good idea or do/say some smart shit.
This is the worst curve of all time twitter.com/thecosby/statu…
This bitch finna wake up and see her mentions on fire. twitter.com/nicolealexx_/s…
Don't post pictures with anybody you're dealing with, until both of you are on the same page, because people will have you looking stupid
Bad habits are the hardest to break.
I don't remember anything after 4:00 PM.
What do you do when your best friend has shown you that they have the potential to be your worst enemy?
When you spank her ass and it jump like, "jerp, jerp." >>>
I just wanna sip liquor and play with some booty.
I'm in Mexico with the plug eating pico de gallo
HOOOLLLLEEEEE SHHHIIIEEEETTTTT LMAO RT @OMG_ItsKhairy
: Her: heard you like DBZ. How much do you like it?
Tom's game is cold asf 😂Z
the way mfers act now a days it hard to determine whether yall talk or not...
I wish quitting sex was as easy as quitting cigarettes.
Life was much easier before I was introduced to sex.
Coretta Scott King had an almost 40 year career as an advocate for human rights & civil rights after the death of h… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
It's not actually called, "Obama Care." It's called the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.
"You can't tread these waters, baby, this is where adults swim."
Their plan is to make you all so uncomfortable interacting with other races that you segregate yourselves. Then, they'll move on to step 2…
I don't expect an apology from NOBOOOODY. Apologies are more like excuses for expressing your true feelings. Don't apologize for bein you🎯🎯
Sometimes I don't even understand how she's able to put up with my bullshit.
I often have difficulty accepting the fact that some things just can't be fixed.
The only thing I don't like about R&B is its ability to make me feel a way.
I've really been enjoying R&B lately. Selectively, of course. Specifically, I've been listening to a guy named Caleb Kai. He's straight.
Whose responsible for these kids reenacting #Scarface
for drama class? 😂😂St
Black people: peep what happens when we support each other. twitter.com/billboard/stat…
I guess everyone gets to keep their weapons after being arrested. twitter.com/nbcnews/status…