Why is everyone's instagrams on private like damn I'm tryna creep
Buying a gym membership? Most times, your health insurance company will completely reimburse the cost for you.
When I say that I won’t tell anybody, my bestfriend doesn’t count.
"My fingers, they itchin', they itchin' for that paper." -Future
share the joy keep the pain to yourself.
“Just because you see me with that girl that don’t mean she mine.” - @YoungDolph
"Do whatever makes you happy. Not that. That's stupid."
Miley Cyrus makes rebel music for teenage white girls.
Fuckin’ sleep walkin’ at work.
One of those you-had-have-been-there moments just occurred.
Legs spread faster than rumors these days.
Bitch, I don't even chase my shots
Miss Daisy is driving me.
If you could change the world for the better would you be willing to die young?
Some parents be to damn busy tryna be friends with they kids and dont even know half the stuff their kids be doing.
I’m addicted to Sour Skittles. Even after they replaced lime with shitty apple.
Condoms are relatively inexpensive. RT @LifeCheating
: If you can’t afford condoms, you can’t afford kids.
What if I used twitter the way that I used to?
Happiness lies in perspective.
I'm going as someone who gives a fuck for Halloween. No one will ever guess it's me.
I just priced a cab from West Philadelphia to Bel Air, and I'm guessing uncle Phill paid for that shit.
In 2005, McDonald's paid rappers to mention 'Big Macs' in their songs - They paid them $5 each time their songs were played on the radio.
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
The world collectively spent $1,735 billion on war in 2012 -- It would take about $195 billion to totally eradicate poverty.
For the last time, Offset verse on Versace is a classic. Migos > Drake.
: So migos is two people bet y'all ain't know that
Brought a new flow to the game ask ya Fav. Rapper!!! #WeFuknWitIt #itscooltho #Trendsetterz #YRN2 #FreeOffset
You’re fuckin’ hot. Please refrain from leaving pictures of yourself on my timeline.
If you have to justify it to yourself and hide it from others, odds are it's a bad idea.
What if you woke up with amnesia and could only remember your Twitter password, and you had to discover who you were based on your tweets.
Sex while camping? That's fucking in tents.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
[Music Video] "Caesar & Brutus" - youtube.com/watch?v=RRHLb9…
Take a coin. Put duct tape around it. Put it in a candy machine. Turn. Profit.
Instead of going to dinner and a movie, go to the movie first and then dinner. This way at dinner you have something to talk about.
Accept the fact that you're not always right. Stop shunning and rejecting new ideas just because they don't agree with yours.
"TALKING" = An open relationship between two people 2. A an agreement with sex & feelings involved.
Drugs arent for everyone, & I'm not talking about meth and super hardcore drugs. In referring to natural drugs like weed, shrooms. Etc.
do the research yourself, never take anyone's word as the 100% truth.
Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while playing games.