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Four months, thirty days.
Uncle Grandpa is a dumb show.
Think it's time for a twitter hiatus
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Wearing a polo t-shirt with no undershirt: that’s that shit that foreigners do.
Riding through my old neighborhood. No pun intended.
Remember the Rainbow Farms Market on 47th and Federal? I’m surprised it’s still here.
The streets in San Diego are hilarious right now.
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Isn’t it supposed to be hot as fuck today? #sandiego
Bullshit never sleeps.
I'll try for whatever it's worth. Just remember who played who first.
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Countries with lower murder rates have higher suicide rates.
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@PubesOnFleeK: Niggaz be quick to hit a female but bitch up when a nigga wanna square up lol” 😂😂😂😂
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Ladies. RT @LifeCheating: If you put your fingers in ice water immediately after painting your nails the paint will dry instantly.
Did it ever occur to you that some women objectify themselves? If your going to place blame on anyone, do so appropriately.
When you and the squad get bingo at the same time
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Saw some funny/true shit that I tweeted earlier but forgot about.
How you just gon’ lay there and fart like niggas ain’t gon’ smell the shit? Now the whole room smells like your asshole.
“Started out with nothin’, I was hungry.”
“If you went from broke to rich quick you would brag, too. I’m sorry I finessed you out your money but I had to.”
Newly single women are dope because they be tryna bust it open the fastest.
Y’all niggas ain’t shit.
“Your hoeness can get deleted after a certain amount of time.” — Draya RT @PubesOnFleeK: RT with a famous hoe quote
Why are Subway’s salads $7 and they don’t even fill you up? Why, bitch? Why?!?! #thefuckery
It is the struggle that makes accomplishments meaningful.
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Labor Day lowkey making fun of unemployed niggas and I'm offended
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Have I been on twitter a lot? Like, lately?
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato it absorbs the excess salt for an instant fix me up.
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It's a bunch of niggaz that wasn't tough growing up so they act like it on twitter
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When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you.
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FAX“@TheEmpress85: HOEzay don't do this RT @PubesOnFleeK: If you've fucked two niggaz that ever shared a blunt in their lifetime you a hoe”
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Being shown one’s true colors can be a pretty sobering experience.
I was much more content a year ago than I am now.
You real. RT @PubesOnFleeK: That shit trash “@KILLSheredon: I want pizza”
Bitch don't even have a fifth of Selena Quintanilla's body 😭 RT@PubesOnFleeKK: Yea ok
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Define “well behaved.” RT @NajeeJalice: Well behaved women seldom make history.
I feel like the expressions here say everything.
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