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Ken Alexandre Meridi
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I'm so tired of hearing country music.
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*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*
Want someone to slit their throats? Put them in summer school
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I'm going to start a salsa group
A popstar decides to throw shade using a photo of a music festival instead of using one from her actual concerts #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness
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I've always wanted to be a salsa singer lmao
Christina Aguilera; Slang for cocaine, mixed/cut with other stuff. Much like the real singer who is not pure white, but mixed with Spanish.
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ven conmigo vennn conmigoo babyy
Iggy Azalea is the white girl at your HS in her "hanging with the black kids" phase. She'll outgrow it and be wearing Abercrombie next year
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it's scary to think one day the oldies station will be playing iggy azalea and robin thicke
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I can never figure out the right things to say.
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on our way to michigannn
I just realized this is my last 4th of July as a "minor" lol
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it started off with a kiss how did end up like this
"What's Your Dick Like Homie? What Are You Into?"
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the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man what's your dick like homie what are you into
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Make the moment even more romantic by whispering the perfect lyric into your lover's ear: "What's your dick like, homie, what are you into."
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