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Reporter: Mr. Trump, how many times have you paid to hunt people in a third world country?
I actually prefer rear wheel drive in the snow over front wheel.
uh fuck you dude i have 7 girlfriends
got them double hearts on snapchat. amiright 💕
that 'ignoring each other' game can turn into 'never hearing from me again' real fast
This camera man fast as hell 😂😂�b2op
wow thank you!!
Haha S/O to @baileycarp10
coming out and supporting us. Much appreciated! 😁👍👍
you know...just supporting my school 😌💁🏻
Runs out of material has to end it.... twitter.com/jordyn_stell/s…
Prolly take her a long time to realize what that's about.... 😂 💀
aye u fight jake u gonna have to deal with lil bitch weaves and @Andy_jaimes1
S/O to @janessa_stell
for coming out and getting her car washed by some hot soccer players! 😂 😏
Dad, theres a monster in my closet
*sees self in a mirror*
*family walks in*
Your drinking is destroying this family
When you make a joke and people respond with "okay..." Don't act like I'm stupid because you couldn't understand my joke bitch
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSEE
[knock at door]
Cop: open up, its the police
Me: Im not here, Im at the library
Cop: when will u be back
Me: dude keep yr fucken voice down
IM DEAD 😂😂😂 THEY GOT THIS KID PEELING ORANG5Y4
When you having fun on Twitter and sensitive people start entering ya mentions
BITCH ASS CHAIRS
This how I be 😂 o
*in the back of a police car* can you hand me the aux cord?
this is me and jake from State Farm. I'm the one getting bashed. 😐twitter.com/creepysensei/s…
He got a lot of shit on his mind
What's the point of senior pictures. Like honestly someone tell me.
hahah holy shit @18_jjohnson
i @ lil wayne after you showed me this song and told him to rap over this beat. hahaha soundcloud.com/djcarnageoffic…
These Facebook emails "find more friends" are annoying af. I haven't logged onto Facebook in a solid 3 years.
If she 85 im 85
When bored... 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.
EVERYONE IN IDAHO DRIVES LIKE A FUCKING RETARD
reasons i favorite tweets:
1. ur hot
2. i agree
3. i think ur a complete idiot
4. i know u hate me & i want u to know that i know
Crazy how fast things can change
me: *does nothing all day* im so tired
When you have a tea party at 5 and a football game at 5:30
YALL NEVER STOP OMF
Money ain't shit, bitches ain't either.
GF: I'm leaving you
Me: WHAT? WHY?
GF: You're too afraid to take risks
Me: [Softening Doritos under a tap before eating them] THATS BULLSHIT
[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock...
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol
Draw me like one of your french girls
Turtle said "Silence, water horse!" LMAOOO
When ur pastor Trill af
Don't be fucking with my youngins