hey guys don't forget to do your reading for ms kerseys over the weekend
TRYING TO REACH THE WORD COUNT ON AN ESSAY LIKE vine.co/v/OBTuLTvM53L
[sees ur dog has a slightly bushier tail than my dog]
Me: what is that a fox
My dog: go back to fox land
Me: go work at fox
My dog: ok stop
94% of Canadians are putting away the summer plaid and bringing out the fall plaid
serial killer documentaries n chill
Success is the only option
I don't even get mad anymore. I'm like "oh.. okay. that's cool I guess"
Back to back like I'm Jordan '96, '97.
Boys Soccer is at HOME today vs Kuna! JV @ 5, Varsity @ 6:30! The boys are killing it this year, let's show some support!! ⚽️🔥⚽️🔥⚽️🔥⚽️🔥⚽️
Me: Netflix & chill?
[later that night]
Her: so you don't have Netflix?
Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don't have chill either
pays me 50 bucks a week to follow him
why did you buy 2000 followers
buys himself followers... #SMH
If anyone finds my ID card at Walmart you should defs give it back to me. 😊
BSU sent me a freaking book.... wth
People who have relationship goals need to grow up and set real goals.
I don't like to brag...so my bitches brag for me.
waking up early on Saturdays
"I never realized that fry sauce is only an Idaho thing #themoreyouknow
putting myself on airplane mode
Ridley's doesn't have any gummy bears... Smfh 😒
A snitch nigga that's the shit I don't like!
next door's new cat is fucking massive
"That sucks," I consoled my friend helpfully
MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
Walking into school on the first day like vine.co/v/eXqVj60iOgM
Two flys just bounced off of me and then started making love with each other
"You're different, you're special" Hey guys today I learned I'm a sexual predator. Ask me anything! twitter.com/wootyhailey/st…
You: *calls me ugly*
Me: *hopes you ain’t driving with that fucked up vision*
Im pretty sure we can all agree that Skyview Varisty Volleyball is THE hottest team hands down" -Columbia High School
Needed to go to bed like an hour ago....
Me suckin yo dick better than andys rim job
woahwoahwoah what did I just read😂😭😂😭😂
Lil bitch weaves loves hat trick johnson