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Jake Jakey Jakester
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"@RelaxVibes: Let's go on a rooftop and stare at the stars and talk for hours."
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forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
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I use sarcasm because flat out telling u ur a fucking moron is considered inappropriate
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That awkward moment when someone compliments you and you can't find anything to compliment them on.
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"@AwkwardComedy: your twitter is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone"
The sun is coming up tomorrow regardless just like it has everyday since forever but it's your choice to wake up and see what the day brings
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Set your standards high not so that people can't reach them, but so that people can climb to them.
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Because of "YOLO", MILFS are now 16 years old.
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like looking away right when they look at you, losing feelings for someone when they start gaining feelings for you
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seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy
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Makes sims, Buys tiny house, Motherlode, motherlode, motherlode, Buys mansion.
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Is this feeling flowing both ways?
Your new girl friend is old news.
Almost got all my homework done for the week! 👌
teechr: wuts 2 + 2?? me: sweg teechr: rong me: sweg iz alwais teh anser
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"@AwkwardComedy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two" yes please.
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
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Once ur gurl looks at my bedazled converse consider her gone bruh
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