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Jake Jakey Jakester
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I try so hard to be nice but the bitchy sarcasm always comes out.
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I hold back my opinions way too much. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I couldn't care less if you don't like me.
Remember when I threw that firecracker and that one chick sat on it and it exploded. Lul. # GoodTimes
I have to get up so early just to dress up after getting no sleep because of homework. #TheGrind
I respect your opinion but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna tell you why you're wrong and I'm right. 😝
No homework done whatsoever. #Meh
School already blows I wanna graduate
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Be craving that shit now....
Buy me a coke so I know it's real.
my hair today was too cute not to take a selfie + me looking super happy😛pic.twitter.com/EZRVzm3Vc77
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who is that running? "i think its jon" jon who doesnt swear no matter what happens? *jon runs past* "MY FLIPPING HOUSE IS ON FLIPPING FIRE"
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*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* "It means wisdom" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* "It means I was brave at the doctor"
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Boss: Hey, where's the new guy? Me: I sent him home. Boss: What? Why? Me: He was wearing flip flops. Boss: So? Me: So fuck that guy.
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[first date] "Excuse me waitress, can I get a kid's menu?" *winks at date* "For future reference."
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no, I can't use a condom. they don't fit *pulls out dick & it's shaped like a isosceles triangle*
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*sarcastically says "well, this is fun" every time I get one wrong while on jeopardy*
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Hi, im kayleigh and i like men's bodies, and i like to party. And pray while hot yoga. I enjoy long walks on the beach and a good book. ;P
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there's a simple black and white way to say everything. we only add color to make what we have to say more appealing
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*pours a bucket of water into the ocean* You're free now
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[yelling for some reason] crinkle cut fries were invented by the ketchup people because they use more ketchup per dip because of their shape
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making myself get out of bed is getting harder and harder
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I hate that the advanced computer classes don't count as AP classes or duel credit.
We are all lost in the sea of human life.
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I ponder of something great My lungs will fill and then deflate They fill with fire Exhale desire I know it's dire My time today
You don't win if you call a girl pretty in person. You either get friend-zoned or called creepy. #NoChill
iTunes has it all wrong... I'm the hottest single of the year!
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happiness isn't about getting what you want all the time It's about loving what you have
That suck my ass shit is so old and I knew about it way before anyone else so bye.
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Adventures around Boise are always prime. 👌
Finding new mosquito bites is a horrible discovery cuz then you can't stop itching them. 😕
Remember that time I put answers to a worksheet from Robies class on Twitter and he found it. Lmao, good times.
You could love me or hate me. I swear it won't make me or break me. I'm going wherever the money takes me.
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Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene.