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Jake Jakey Jakester
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This is the first weekend in months that I've been home and not out. And it feels pretty great. 😊
Top toeing in my Jordan's, i don't own any of those. I'm not privileged
Way harder than apple devices... :/
Trying to root my phone... again...
The amount of password protection i had on my ipod is incredible. Literally look me 40min. trying password after password...
Two Mexicans playing basketball, call it Juan on Juan!
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The problem is that the intelligent people are full of doubt while the stupid people are full of confidence.
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Baby: m-m Mom: mama Baby: mitochondria. It's the powerhouse of the cell.
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Want to save money when you're out drinking? Donate blood first!
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"I was the star player" I also dgaf.
Wish I was one of those people who can just nap whenever.
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Probs took you 20min. too.
"I ran a 5k" idgaf. That's not even far.
Selfies are not my thang. Lul
Nobody wants to follow your twitter account Andy. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
This chick got mad cuz I didn't have her check. Smh woman I'm not the one writing them. Gtfo
I so good at this job that I know like 3 answers to every 50 questions people ask me. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people tell me I had a good game when I obviously just played horrible..
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Son, that bear is more afraid of you than you are of ... oh wow, that bear is being really brave right now.
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So mistress, mistress have you been up to the roof? He shot himself, self There's blood on the wall 'cause he couldn't face the truth.
Only took 4 hours! πŸ˜„
All my homework done... 😐
*talks to a girl* Side note: I'd like you all to remember that this is a joke account
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just seen a cow licking another cows face, he was loving it
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When you answer your phone and its on speaker. <<πŸ‘‚πŸ’₯
I am my own twitter feed right now. πŸ˜πŸ˜€
Either time well spend or time wasted.
Fills his life with pointless things and wonders how it all turns out.
Maybe I should start pretending like nothing ever happened between us, I mean since it was so easy for you.
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Its anybodies game but nobodies winnin'.
I guess nobody called you a dick. You were just making stuff up. Lul
I never answer any of the questions in class I just tell people around me the answer and tell them to say it. ☺
"@Iifepost: WAIT WHAT😍" gimme πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜