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Alex Green
Boom! Coffee on the house at @Pret... I seem to be having some kind of #PowerWeek
WHAT A WEEK! Handed in last @CSSDLondon PEF. Nabbed a full-time job as Marketing Assistant at @battersea_arts. AND had 1st rhubarb of year.
The thing I most like about working @CSSDLondon is my colleague's utter respect.
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... Doesn't he know the golden rule of nail clipping? 'Only clip where you'd also be happy to be butt naked.'
There is a man cutting his nails on the train. I mean I can see them falling to the floor! #FuckingGrim
If you're local or under 26 or a student don't miss out on great discounts on our tickets & at our bar! #BushSavers
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Today we say goodbye to our Digital Marketing Officer @MrDougCowan These are sad times in the Rose admin office today
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My final day @Rosetheatre! I can get two verbal and one written warning today without any consequences.
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It's not just our #DaydreamsandDiaries exhibition opening this weekend but also @HettyLive at @Rosetheatre Kingston!
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Learnt today that chuggers aren't allowed to chug you if you say you're under 25. #LifeHack
FYI if you opt for porridge at McDonalds and then pass on the offer of having it drenched with pancake syrup. It WILL taste disgusting.
This morning I am WELL tired. Statement end.
Unsubscribe from all those pesky emails (in one massive swoop) with @Unrollme.
View from afar. @battersea_arts transforms from a theatre space to an events space in a blink of an eye #eventprofs
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I'm enjoying working at @Rosetheatre but the two Greggs on the way to the station (when added to my lack of willpower) is proving an issue.
Colleague: "I put my boyfriend on Tinder. Just - you know, to see if I'm getting a good market price for him." This girl will go far.
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Since finding out @Pret sporadically give away free coffee, I'm coming on very strong each morning with smiles & good manners. No luck yet.
I think an indicator of being a real grown up is waking up after a night out not covered in bruises or permanent marker. I'm not there yet.
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